What holds your buns firmly and makes them look round and pretty?
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How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips or crisps?
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Parallel lines have so much in common.
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Yo mama so lazy, she has a stay-at-home job
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Why does the sea roar and make waves?
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My friend got me an elephant for my room.
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I was digging in our garden and found a chest full of gold coins.
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I As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way.
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My girlfriend has an onlyfans account and it’s doing really well!
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What’s the difference between a group project and getting shipwrecked on a desert island?
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My grandma has the heart of a lion and
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Don't ever think you're completely useless.
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What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?
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What’s the difference between an Indian restaurant and a Vietnamese restaurant?
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What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body?
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I have many jokes about unemployed people.
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A new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys.
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Yo Mama so stupid?
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Your mom so ugly.
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Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?
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British joke-> I said to the Gym instructor “Can you teach me to do the splits?” He said, ”How flexible are you?”
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Yo mama’s so poor..
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Which animal has the largest chest?
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What's the difference between a bj and a sandwhich?
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What's the difference between fun and perverted?
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